April 2013
Sorry I haven't been on in forever :( I still love...
February 2013
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killerfromthedeep:
leaningnow-intofebreeze:
peepingtomdelonge:
imagine if your kid wanted to have a playdate with someone they met at school and the parents wanted to meet you first and when they came over one of your favorite band members got out of the car
like what would you do
have a playdate of my own
So, I've just come back from seeing my friend...
Anonymous asked: Personally I think naked dancing is better.
Dancing around in my bikini to Under Pressure by...
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bilari:
Do this
awh please
In the bath with the jacuzzi jets on. Good god I'm...
Okay, you can stop going after my exes now. Whore....
HBP: How did Harry not realize the hand writing in...
#because Harry’s a stupid bitch that’s why
#For the main character of such a good book series #He really is a dumbshit #Ooh what is this long skinny broomstick shaped package? #ITS A BROOMSTICK NO WAY
#Slytherin house is a snake #heir of slytherin can talk to snakes #HMM I WONDER WHAT’S IN THE FUCKING CHAMBER OF SECRETS #MAYBE IT’S A FUCKING CHIHUAHUA #see this is why he’s not in...
Okay, so, my friend was due to give birth...
I'm sorry for liking you.
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Time to get wet and naked. Feel free to do some...
thelostart-ofc0nversation:
nickelode0n:
tell me a secret on anon you’d never let your friends know
ooh yes do c:
Me: I have anxiety
What most people think I have: I'm shy and can't talk to people. I'm awwwwkwaaaard.
What I actually mean: I have full blown panic attacks which include heart palpitations, breathing problems, shaking, sweating and constant fear that I'm going to die when faced with situations I find uncomfortable.
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thespacegoat:
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thecityofpawnee:
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tea-in-the-tardis:
bakuraryou:
OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS
AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND
I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED
THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.
SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.
We don’t have those in America...
Anonymous asked: Would look better with out the dress.
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Anonymous asked: Your amazing!! Nudeeee??!!
Half a bottle of wine gone, one and a half left....
